take some more tea

Alexis’ thoughts on chickens and eggs.

lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
sweet-bitsy:

awwww-cute:

An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded

THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME
BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED A NAP-NAP
AND A NAP-NAP IT HAD
UPON THOSE SHEEP IT HERDED

sweet-bitsy:

awwww-cute:

An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME

BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED A NAP-NAP

AND A NAP-NAP IT HAD

UPON THOSE SHEEP IT HERDED

hokaidoplanet:

bearsatan:

swimmingmatsuoka:

youcantseemecuzimaninja:

The Traffic Light Trio~

The Traffic Light Trio

THE TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO. 

but why is she stop when her name says gou

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This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

restingsound:

arseniccupcakes:

billlboard-charts:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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someone make dresses out of these patterns

holy cow

Vodka looks like an areal shot of a tropical coast with meteorites raining down on it

beatingbinging:

thegymnasticsnerd:

chinesegymnastics:

Picture Perfect
This image was taken at the Chinese National Gymnastics Training Centre in Beijing back in November 2009, after training had finished for the day. Some of the gymnasts featured will be competing in the upcoming London Olympics. What makes it stand out is that it was captured all in one take.

I first gave the girls a picture of the poses I wanted and each girl chose one. Next, I got them framed up and then set up the camera. It only took about ten minutes and three takes and we were done. The girls were so accurate in terms of their timing when performing their moves, that the process of coordinating everyone and ensuring no one overlapped was amazingly straight-forward.  — Adam Pretty

(Pictured from left to right: Tan Sixin, Sui Lu, Wu Liufang, Chen Shihua, Huang Qiushuang and Huang Huidan.  Photo Credit: Adam Pretty)

I know I’ve reblogged this a million times, but it’s just that amazing!

wow

beatingbinging:

thegymnasticsnerd:

chinesegymnastics:

Picture Perfect

This image was taken at the Chinese National Gymnastics Training Centre in Beijing back in November 2009, after training had finished for the day. Some of the gymnasts featured will be competing in the upcoming London Olympics. What makes it stand out is that it was captured all in one take.

I first gave the girls a picture of the poses I wanted and each girl chose one. Next, I got them framed up and then set up the camera. It only took about ten minutes and three takes and we were done. The girls were so accurate in terms of their timing when performing their moves, that the process of coordinating everyone and ensuring no one overlapped was amazingly straight-forward.  — Adam Pretty

(Pictured from left to right: Tan Sixin, Sui Lu, Wu Liufang, Chen Shihua, Huang Qiushuang and Huang Huidan.  Photo Credit: Adam Pretty)

I know I’ve reblogged this a million times, but it’s just that amazing!

wow

tvgrrrl:

I think this may be my favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers ever.

hardknockstrokes:

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

“When I was auditioning for Joffrey. I only had one audition, and the producers and writers were laughing at my performance because I was being so snotty and arrogant. They found it comical. I thought that was good.” —Jack Gleeson

“Jack is gorgeous – a wonderfully sensitive, quiet, intelligent scholar. He’s the antithesis of that character.” —Michelle Fairley

"Jack, who plays Joffrey is such a lovely fellow." --Ian McElhinney

“He’s this really contemplative, erudite, really gorgeous, generous human being, and he plays Joffrey so well.  It’s very disturbing.” —Natalie Dormer

"Jack Gleeson, who plays Joffrey is an absolute sweetheart in real life, you know what I mean. He’s such a brilliant actor. I think he’s a genius." —Mark Addy

“He’s the most polite, lovely, intelligent person in the whole cast! He’s just so humble and everyone loves him. There’s nothing anyone can say bad about Jack. He literally just turns it on. As soon as they go, “Action!” he goes from lovely Jack to the most sadistic, horrible creep on television.” —Sophie Turner

“Jack Gleeson is really a very nice young man, charming and friendly.” —George R.R. Martin

"I kind of wish he would do more television interviews so that people can see what he’s really like, because there is so much hate for Joffrey, I feel protective of Jack now. If I were him, I’d be petrified that people would come up and slap me on the street! I should be his bodyguard." —Sophie Turner

"Jack is actually a very sweet boy and very bright, very intelligent young man with a natural talent." —Charles Dance

"Jack! He’s the coolest. He smokes a pipe, people. Talk about great acting for somebody who’s so different from the part he plays. I love that guy." —Peter Dinklage

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

"I wonder what Howl disguised himself as"

avatarskorra:

what a beautiful day for a wedding!

photosynthelys:

thr3ads:

gengaa:

how clear is that water?!

i thought the fish were just laid on the floor

aaaaah!!!

photosynthelys:

thr3ads:

gengaa:

how clear is that water?!

i thought the fish were just laid on the floor

aaaaah!!!

beesmygod:

like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus