did you look down
did you look down
"congrats guys! you beat thousands of people and were chosen to be on big brother, however only 1/3 of you will go in and once you’re out you won’t be able to apply anymore so if canada doesn’t like you more than the other 2 you’re gone lol byeeeeeeee forever"
YOU CAN TELL THEY ALL WANT IT AND SOME PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE AREN’T EVEN TAKING THE GAME SERIOUSLY. NAISDUOFBIDAUFGAD. LET THEM ALL IN PLEASE.
allison is teaching nate new workouts and he’s struggling so hard
scott is drunk and is giving the bobble heads a makeover
can we just have all three???
ugh I was expecting these 3 secret houseguests to at least try to sabotage each other and make each other look bad to get votes for themselves but instead they’re getting drunk together and giving every one nicknames and feeding each other chips and sharing tips on what to do when one of them gets in the game and hugging each other for doing a good job at makeover-ing the bobble heads like uGH THIS IS AWFUL.
These people are legit stuck in one room all day and still manage to be entertaining and have fun. Haha Nate is chasing Allison around the fucking table while she tries to get water each pass around.
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
Oh Doug if only there was a master out there who loved you.
phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be
pretty much the best way to teach the most important lesson in life.
"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.